And the top comment is divinely-anointed degeneracy.

Yukari: "Thank you for calling Gap Teleportation Service. How may I help you today?"

Me: "One order of Ran-sama's bobs!"

Yukari: "I deeply apologize. As Ran's bobs are only for my personal use, I cannot deliver them to you."

Me: "Hmm... then I'd like Yuyuko-sama's bobs, please."

Yukari: "Very well. They shall be delivered to you within 0.5 seconds."

And TIL, π can be short for oppai...